Everybody, i.e. all of this blog’s faithful readers, must have been wondering why the Groom to be has been incognito. Connie is not a modern day Walter Mitty/Billy Liar. I do exist, as some of you can actually attest to meeting me. There are a few reasons that I’ve been an absentee bloglord…
1. I’m not too confident in my writing skills.
2. I’m a ridiculously private person who often has difficulty talking to people I see on a day to day basis. Ask Connie.
3. I don’t want to write anything that might jeopardize my standing as a great boyfriend. Connie might read one of these and realize she’s actually marrying an utter buffoon.
4. I’m trying to minimize the amount of non-job search related stuff that I do online. I’m a goldfish when it comes to being easily distracted. Damn you internets!!!
Anyway, I’m here now and my presence will be a lot more visible. I hope we can bring a smile to your faces as you peer in on us ambling madly toward wedded bliss.
Don’t worry Josh, you will have the “great boyfriend” award until August 3rd, then you jump divisions. I here they make you take out the trash every other day to even be considered for the “great husband” award. I hope you’re training!